So basically same old crap. We're doomed.

[Burney]

There is a special place in hell reserved for you

Can it be somewhere where the rest of us don’t have to hear him?

I mean, I know it’s supposed to be eternal torment and everything, but there are limits, ffs.

[WES]

There is a special place in hell reserved for you

True, but I doubt it will be alongside Curran who looks to be in fine form.

[Ash]

Our currant top batsman is a fourteen-year-old bowler.

[WES]

True, but I doubt it will be alongside Curran who looks to be in fine form.

Actually I take it back, Curran is sh1t and likely to get out any ball now

[WES]

Actually I take it back, Curran is sh1t and likely to get out any ball now

F*ck me, he's a tough one to crack. Now that he's got his 50 he's nailed on for a century

[Ash]

F*ck me, he's a tough one to crack. Now that he's got his 50 he's nailed on for a century

I think you might have exhausted that line of #bantz now, WES.

[WES]

I think you might have exhausted that line of #bantz now, WES.

Well, I had to stick out the innings, Ash. Anything else would have been quitting.

[Tony C]

Basically stop Kohli and you could skittle this lot.