Well, he's not been much of a number nine against us so far.
Maldición del Número Nueve then, or is this just their Spanish Infanta behaving like .. well .. a little girl? I mean, if he's not a #9, one is forced to wonder just who is.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Well, he's not been much of a number nine against us so far.