Off to do something stupid in a minute. After my violent food poisoning on Saturday

[AFC East]

Yes. And even if they didn't, I'd go down and stay down feigning unconsciousness in that case just to avoid the social awkwardness involved in remaining upright and sentient.

I think the technically correct response is: "Beat that." followed by a long draught of your beer.

[Burney]

You'd see some flash lad loading his guests into his £300,000 mini-airliner to pop them to Le Touquest for lunch, all full of himself, and ol' Ron would wander along, covered in his own shiíte and hurling abuse at the demons who constantly surrounded him.. Magical days.

Do you think he might have been a war veteran whose mind had been twisted by the horrors he saw and could only suppress the demons with booze, though?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I wonder whether Barry Bueno possesses the Browne genes

[Burney]

I wonder whether Barry Bueno possesses the Browne genes

As opposed to brown jeans?

I was trying to come up with something about Brownian Motion, but couldn't really be arsed.

[Sir C]

I think the technically correct response is: "Beat that." followed by a long draught of your beer.

Nice.

Or you could try the more contrite route. "Oh I'm dreadfully sorry. Could someone fetch a mop?"

[Sir C]

Do you think he might have been a war veteran whose mind had been twisted by the horrors he saw and could only suppress the demons with booze, though?

No, he wasn't old enough. He was just a ridiculous old alkie. Still earnt his booze money working on aeroplanes when maintenance hangars were short-handed, mind. Good little fitter if you kept your distance.

[Burney]

Nice.

Or you could try the more contrite route. "Oh I'm dreadfully sorry. Could someone fetch a mop?"

I had an acquaintance who, on farting, belching, coughing something up, having taken a particularly foul dump or puking would gravely intone 'Better an empty house than a bad lodger' as though this expiated all sins.

Needless to say, he was northern.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Were there any song requests played at his funeral ?

Browne Sh1tter by The Rolling Stones perhaps

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "I had an acquaintance who, on farting, belching, coughing something up, having taken a particularly foul dump or puking would gravely intone 'Better an empty house than a bad lodger' as though this expiated all sins.

Needless to say, he was northern."

Gotta be Prescott
Or Cyril Smith

[Burney]

Were there any song requests played at his funeral ?

Browne Sh1tter by The Rolling Stones perhaps

'The Only Way Is Up?'