Off to do something stupid in a minute. After my violent food poisoning on Saturday

[barrybueno]

I'm going to try and have a few pints. I'm nowhere near fully recovered so a bit risky. Reckon there's 3 outcomes;

1. I'll throw up
2. I'll **** myself
3. Neither of the above and I'll feel ace

Will report back later

[Sir C]

I'm going to try and have a few pints. I'm nowhere near fully recovered so a bit risky. Reckon there's 3 outcomes;

1. I'll throw up
2. I'll **** myself
3. Neither of the above and I'll feel ace

Will report back later

Start with a port and brandy. This will settle the stomach. Move on to cooking lager, NOT Stella. All will be well.

I cannot recommend drinking bitter. You might shít yourself to death.

[Burney]

Start with a port and brandy. This will settle the stomach. Move on to cooking lager, NOT Stella. All will be well.

I cannot recommend drinking bitter. You might shít yourself to death.

Heroin would be his best bet. Binds you up lovely, does a bit of brown.

[Burney]

I'm going to try and have a few pints. I'm nowhere near fully recovered so a bit risky. Reckon there's 3 outcomes;

1. I'll throw up
2. I'll **** myself
3. Neither of the above and I'll feel ace

Will report back later

What was the cause of the mal d'estomac, bb?

[barrybueno]

What was the cause of the mal d'estomac, bb?

Two suspects, either Friday nights kebab which I finished Saturday morning or one of the 3 fried eggs I had after it. The yolk was more green than yellow but I was still half cut and didn't give a ****e. Given plenty since :****:

[Burney]

Two suspects, either Friday nights kebab which I finished Saturday morning or one of the 3 fried eggs I had after it. The yolk was more green than yellow but I was still half cut and didn't give a ****e. Given plenty since :****:

I'd go with the egg, tbh. Listeria, probably. Salmonella, even? All in all, an excellent aid to weight loss.

[WES]

I'd go with the egg, tbh. Listeria, probably. Salmonella, even? All in all, an excellent aid to weight loss.

See also pneumonia. I was off for two weeks with it during which the sun shone almost constantly. I lay in my garden coughing/sleeping for two weeks as it wore off.

When I got back to work I had a nice tan and was a stone lighter. Everyone kept telling me how good I looked and asked where I'd been,

[AFC East]

I'm going to try and have a few pints. I'm nowhere near fully recovered so a bit risky. Reckon there's 3 outcomes;

1. I'll throw up
2. I'll **** myself

You seem to be discounting 1 AND 2 at the same time, that's the great leveller. I'd put a bucket in your bathroom before you go out, just in case.

[Sir C]

You seem to be discounting 1 AND 2 at the same time, that's the great leveller. I'd put a bucket in your bathroom before you go out, just in case.

I wonder if anyone has ever simultaneously puked and shít themselves at the bar of O'Neill's in Beckenham? bb may well be making history tonight. wd bb!

[Burney]

I wonder if anyone has ever simultaneously puked and shít themselves at the bar of O'Neill's in Beckenham? bb may well be making history tonight. wd bb!

I once did in the Chat House in South Croydon. Happily, the sink was in puking distance of the lavatory.

That was a bad evening.