Can't I take even a little joy from the possibility of Monty looking a complete knob if the football club we support does really well this year? It's a win-win scenario.
BTW - I passed your glw the other week after work, I wasn't at all offended that she didn't recognize me and stop and say hello. It would have been about 6pm or so on the Embankment, I was walking towards Waterloo, she was walking very intently towards Blackfriars.
P.S. if it turns out she was on her way to meet her lover and this comes out because of this information and your marriage - in which you are both very happy - dissolves because of this please allow me to extend my profuse apologies for my involvement.