The glw regales me with many a story regarding various scum to the sun flights. How she doesn't plant a stilleto in the skulls of some of them, I don't know.Originally Posted by Sir C
The glw regales me with many a story regarding various scum to the sun flights. How she doesn't plant a stilleto in the skulls of some of them, I don't know.
I use Stansted for football trips and it is grand.
On arrival I am out of the place within 15 minutes and on departure I am normally a little under the weather so I just sit down and surround myself with soft drink beverages.
I then board the plane and return home.
Not sure what the problem is. Airports are busy places what with people and security etc and it is July after all.
Last edited by SWv2; 07-30-2018 at 10:59 AM.
Well, based on my experience not having luggage will help. Sadly, most people who travel do. And not too sure how you were getting out of Stansted in 15 minutes. We arrived from an EU country and even those with UK passports were waiting in massive queues only to be faced with brain dead, unhelpful, antagonistic UK immigration muppets.
I used a 'meet and greet' service last time at Stansted. I've no real idea who it was that met me at the terminal and took my car away. Nor do I have much idea *where* they took my car for the week I was away. But it cost me £55 and I'll never fly again without using the same service. Marvellous.
The funny thing is that since that day your clutch hasn't been quite working properly, the tyres are all worn, the parcel shelf is warped and the engine sounds as rough as fùck.
Parcel shelf?
What is this you talk of A.
Just the shelf-thingy at the back of a hatchback.
What I described to Monty actually happened to me long ago when I lent my car to my neighbour who returned it some weeks later after his mate down the scrap yard had swapped out several working parts in my car for broken ones. My neighbour was a bit of a gangster, as it turned out.
No good turn goes unpunished, as the saying goes.
Joy-riding my car would be a bit like raping a fat lass, or playing Mustafi in defence. There's simply gotta be better options out there, Clive.
Ah well bags for sure would be a potential issue as I have never travelled through with one which I needed to reclaim, not sure I have ever even seen a baggage belt thing working as I am through quite early in the morning.
In terms of passport control on arrival there is none (presumably) because of the common travel agreement between Ireland and the UK.
Oddly enough when travelling back to Dublin we are expected to queue and show the passport.
The 15 minute thing is touchdown, onto a wee bus that takes you to the terminal and from there you just walk straight up the steps (past baggage reclaim) and out.
THere was always a separate counter for those travelling from Ireland. FRequently the chap on this counter would ask to see a passport and whenever I was in a bad mood I would politely tell him that I didnt need one.
Since Ryanair built their own wing you dont even have to get on the wee bus, you can walk straight through.
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