Holiday review - Lisbon, Ryan Air and Stanstead

[Ash]

Ah yes, I would incorrectly just refer to that as the back window (I know it is not the back window).

Why are you lending your motor to gangsters A? You could get caught up in heists, drive by shootings and tiger kidnapping none of which would suit you, or indeed Mrs A who may also be implicated.

Oh no, this would have been back in about 1992, when I was young, naive, and living in Finsbury Park. And I didn't know he was a crook before I lent him the car.

[Ash]

I think it depends which gate you land at. If you land at one of the ones on their wing, you can walk.

Mine would have been May 2016- Springsteen. Incident on 57th Street and Because the Night with Bono

You paid money to see Bono?

This might make the whole Rover business pale into insignificance.

[Peter]

You paid money to see Bono?

This might make the whole Rover business pale into insignificance.

I did NOT pay money to see Bono. He was a most unwelcome surprise guest, for one song. I went for a piss.

I dont like Because the Night.....

[Sir C]

You paid money to see Bono?

This might make the whole Rover business pale into insignificance.

I paid money to see Bono. Well, U2 really. Several times. They were fúcking brilliant.

That was in the 1980s, mind, before he disappeared up his own fundament.

[PSRB]

I paid money to see Bono. Well, U2 really. Several times. They were fúcking brilliant.

That was in the 1980s, mind, before he disappeared up his own fundament.

I saw him later, by which time he was firmly up his own.......they were still excellent.

[Sir C]

I saw him later, by which time he was firmly up his own.......they were still excellent.

You can say what you like about the bloke, but by Christ he can sing a bit.

[Luis Anaconda]

I saw him later, by which time he was firmly up his own.......they were still excellent.

I saw the Zooropa tour I think - good show. Björk was one of the support acts. Not easy to see her from the middle of Wembley.

Girl I was with fainted though and I had to fight my way through the crowd to get to the edge - quite what he was going to do about it I don't know *


*this works better as an oral gag **



**so to speak

[Peter]

You can say what you like about the bloke, but by Christ he can sing a bit.

He does a decent Because The Night..... at least it sounded ok from the bogs.....

[WES]

I saw him later, by which time he was firmly up his own.......they were still excellent.

I saw them at Madison Square Gardens in 2005 (or so) and they were outstanding. Quite superb show it was.

[Pat Vegas]

I had free club Wembley tickets to see them.
left early