It’s actually driving me slightly insane now.
It’s actually driving me slightly insane now.
Yet more evidence of your essentially peasant nature.
You're like Jean de Florette. Sans hump.
Enjoy the beautiful sunshine, lamb. Take some vitamin d and turn your skin a different colour to its usual hue, pantone name 'dought dead flesh'. Wear a linen suit and espadrilles, serve salads under a wisteria-shadowed pergola, get to truly enjoy a cold, cold beer.
We'll have 9 months of your damp, grey Irishness to endure. Can you not allow us a brief period od basking in th warmth?