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    Nasal douching update.

    Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

    There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

    None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

    There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

    None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.
    You should take pics and upload them to a blog. I for one want to see what comes out of your nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

    There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

    None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.
    your sinuses are FúCKED, man
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    your sinuses are FúCKED, man
    Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

    I fear it's too late though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

    I fear it's too late though
    Imagine the state of your colon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

    I fear it's too late though
    My ex-wife was, funnily enough.

    You need an op. FESS

    Sounds like you have brain matter coming out of your beak...

    edit: found you a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkJnHxL3u4
    Last edited by IUFG; 07-26-2018 at 11:58 AM.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine the state of your colon.
    I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

    My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

    My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.
    I remember you being mad keen on having it hosed out a while back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

    My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.
    Have you ever considered just how many Pounds you might have squandered on blow over the years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I remember you being mad keen on having it hosed out a while back.
    That wasn't a hose he was using though
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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