admitted he was about to voraciously fellate a chap called Colin when he spotted some enormous warts on the fella's glans. Doesn't even confirm if he withdrew from the sex act or not.
If I ever meet the fellow I won't be kissing him that's for sure.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'