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Thread: 'Guilty secret' pashes.

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    'Guilty secret' pashes.

    I have two.

    1. Geri Halliwell.

    Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.

    2. Karen Danczuk

    Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.

    Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I have two.

    1. Geri Halliwell.

    Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.

    2. Karen Danczuk

    Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.

    Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?
    Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.
    Oh lordy yes! Yes!

    You were mad for Condoleeza Rice at one time, I remember.

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    Burney "that woman out of that Peter Kay thing."

    It's the eyes and the smile, isn't it
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    I have hundreds

    e.g
    The President of Croatia
    Priti Patel
    Natasha Hamilton
    Angela Hartnett
    etc
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh lordy yes! Yes!

    You were mad for Condoleeza Rice at one time, I remember.
    Yes. I thought she looked absolutely filthy. But old now, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. I thought she looked absolutely filthy. But old now, though.
    There can be no true beauty without decay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I have two.

    1. Geri Halliwell.

    Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.

    2. Karen Danczuk

    Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.

    Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?
    Zoe Ball.

    Even though she is possibly a bloke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I have hundreds

    e.g
    The President of Croatia
    Priti Patel
    Natasha Hamilton
    Angela Hartnett
    etc
    Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Burney "that woman out of that Peter Kay thing."

    It's the eyes and the smile, isn't it
    Yes. Those and the near-certainty that she'd be yours for nothing more than a kind word and a large Pinot Grigio.

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