Well done, Mesut Özil. Going in late, two-footed and with his studs showing.

[Burney]

Stephen Hall is keeping quiet on this...
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/comm...t-6329803.html

Did he give the poor goat the bad AIDS?

[IUFG]

Did he give the poor goat the bad AIDS?

well, who knows what range of stuff is covered by the sentence...

"...the nanny goat was said to have suffered some distress during its ordeal"

[Burney]

well, who knows what range of stuff is covered by the sentence...

"...the nanny goat was said to have suffered some distress during its ordeal"

My favourite bit of the story is the barrister attempting to mitigate and just giving up.

[7sisters]

Everywhere you look, this country is filled with non assimilates. Some are now three or four generations along the track..

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Immigrant scmimmigrant. His parents immigrated to Germany, he claims to be German, then waffles on about having 'two hearts, one German, one Turkish'.

Not good enough. It's insulting to the nation that accepted his parents and gave them an opportunity to build a life.

I can't be doing with non-assimilators. If that's a word.

Assimilators.... all sounds frighteningly Borg tbf.

I thought the word most often used was integrate instead of assimilate?

[Peter]

Everywhere you look, this country is filled with non assimilates. Some are now three or four generations along the track..

You dont see the Chinese, do you. Millions of take aways but they are never in the boozer, there were none at my school.....

[Burney]

You dont see the Chinese, do you. Millions of take aways but they are never in the boozer, there were none at my school.....

That's because they generally go to decent schools because they invariably drive up the grades.

There were a couple at mine. Both called Lam. Willy and Pete Lam. Not related at all. Great bunch of lads.

Oh, and there was Lawrence Low, too. He was a nice chap. I had sex with his girlfriend, which I still feel a bit bad about.

[Sir C]

You dont see the Chinese, do you. Millions of take aways but they are never in the boozer, there were none at my school.....

We had one in my school, his name was Derek something but he was known universally as Hong Kong Phooey.

We also had a Son of Nippon who kept a pet bee on piece of cotton.

[Sir C]

Assimilators.... all sounds frighteningly Borg tbf.

I thought the word most often used was integrate instead of assimilate?

Integrate, assimilate, whatever, they ain't doing it.

[Burney]

Integrate, assimilate, whatever, they ain't doing it.

To be fair, they're only following orders.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...-a-748070.html