Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
Whenever I am forced to travel the Northern Line, I prowl up and down the carriages bellowing into passenger's faces that I have an atom bomb in my pocket and they must pay for having murdered my mother.

I learned a long time ago there is only ever one nutter on any train so to avoid the nutter on the train, one must simpy be the nutter on the train.
I walked into bloke on a corner at Kentish Town station a couple of years back.

We both checked our pockets before walking off.

Well, he looked like the nutter...