Oh, just fùck off back to Middlesex and stay there, Malan!

[Burney]

Stupid, cack-handed, South African twát.

[Sir C]

Stupid, cack-handed, South African twát.

Did you used to sit behind me at the Emirates shouting at Eboué?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Stupid, cack-handed, South African twát.

Is he a Saffer? Normally our Saffers in the middle order are tasty. Lamb, KP, Trott etc. Why is he fielding at 2nd slip when he's clearly no better than my glw?

[Ash]

Is he a Saffer? Normally our Saffers in the middle order are tasty. Lamb, KP, Trott etc. Why is he fielding at 2nd slip when he's clearly no better than my glw?

He grabbed a nice one today tbf.

[Luis Anaconda]

Is he a Saffer? Normally our Saffers in the middle order are tasty. Lamb, KP, Trott etc. Why is he fielding at 2nd slip when he's clearly no better than my glw?

No - he was born in Roehampton, grew up in South Africa. As I said before, he doesn't field there for Middlesex so doing so for England is slightly ridiculous. Root should have been in there