Originally Posted by Burney Some other favourites: "Ms Purbrick, who attended court in pink shorts having run a mile from the station" "Having a friend who was a butcher she took eight litres of pig’s blood because . . . [Lord Prior] has interests in raising pigs.” "Neighbours called the police when blood began seeping through the door" "Ms Purbrick, who was known to attend dinner parties with a parrot on her shoulder" is a personal favourite.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
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