Some other favourites:Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
“I am a very, very well-bred toff. I was born and bred in Norfolk . . . So many people have said I should write my life story but I am so bonkers I can’t remember it.”
The judge imposed a two-year restraining order, saying that she had “real concerns about the defendant’s ability to make rational decisions”.
"Ms Purbrick, who attended court in pink shorts having run a mile from the station"
"Having a friend who was a butcher she took eight litres of pig’s blood because . . . [Lord Prior] has interests in raising pigs.”
"Neighbours called the police when blood began seeping through the door"
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