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Thread: A prize to anyone who can fill in the last line of this famous celebratory song?

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    A prize to anyone who can fill in the last line of this famous celebratory song?


    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday dear Monty,
    ................
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post

    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday dear Monty,
    ................
    Still a c*nt, still a Jew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Still a c*nt, still a Jew?
    Is it your birthday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Is it your birthday?
    Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

    It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

    A kind word or two from you would help....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

    It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

    A kind word or two from you would help....
    Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?

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    Monty92 "Still a c*nt, still a Jew?"

    Quite good
    Although you are not such a cund these days

    1st Prize is a night babysitting Monty's Anus
    or
    A night at a s****y restaurant as Monty's guest
    (The guest pays)
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    ** swan.ky restaurant
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?
    A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right.

    If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.

    I'm 38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

    It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

    A kind word or two from you would help....
    Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

    Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

    Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925.
    Talking of ant-semitic Labour party members, will you be sending the jack-booted Momentum boys round to deal with the Hoidge woman for daring to tell Our Jeremy the truth?

    On a different note, allow me to suggest to you that there is no better song for a hot summer's evening than Jungleland. A live version, for preference.

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