The batter on my cod was far too thin last night.

[Monty92]

I haven't, no. I don't really get out much these days, and when I do I'm sticking with the tried and trusted. The only new place I've triued recently was thon Sri Lankan place, wossname, Hoppers. That was excellent. Generally I'm happy if I can go to Barrafina, Randall & Aubin, J Sheeley, The Ivy, The Wolseley, The Delaunay or Hawksmoor. Everywhere else can fúck off. I'm old now, too old for surpirses.

Happy birthday. Make the most of it, you won't see too many more once Comrade Corbyn comes to power.

Thank you.

My partner marked the occasion this morning, while I was pouring myself a bowl of cheerios no less, by grabbing my rear and saying “Oooh, that’s some prime aged meat”

At least if Corbyn comes to power there’s some chance I’ll be able to adequately report such a viscous assault #Metoo

[Sir C]

Thank you.

My partner marked the occasion this morning, while I was pouring myself a bowl of cheerios no less, by grabbing my rear and saying “Oooh, that’s some prime aged meat”

At least if Corbyn comes to power there’s some chance I’ll be able to adequately report such a viscous assault #Metoo

#Metooexceptforjews