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Thread: The depressing part about the Brexit mess is that once the dust settles

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    The depressing part about the Brexit mess is that once the dust settles

    crawling from the wreckage will be John McDonnell and his Momentum Stormtroopers, kicking Corbyn's severed head between them as they march up The Mall to take the Windsor family into 'protective custody'.

    I'd like to say we can rely on the British Army to save us from the Marxist loons, but if they're anything like Red they'll be standing around chucking in wry bons mots and making up aphorisms as the slaughter intensifies.

    These are seriously worrying times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    crawling from the wreckage will be John McDonnell and his Momentum Stormtroopers, kicking Corbyn's severed head between them as they march up The Mall to take the Windsor family into 'protective custody'.

    I'd like to say we can rely on the British Army to save us from the Marxist loons, but if they're anything like Red they'll be standing around chucking in wry bons mots and making up aphorisms as the slaughter intensifies.

    These are seriously worrying times.
    In fairness, you've all been asking for it for a long time. It's not the Army's job to save you from yourselves.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    In fairness, you've all been asking for it for a long time. It's not the Army's job to save you from yourselves.
    I most certainly have not been asking for it, or for anything like it.

    The rot set in with the Race Relations Act. First we had to stop discriminating against brown people, then it was birds, benders and every other type of weirdo, and now we're living in a Marxist paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    In fairness, you've all been asking for it for a long time. It's not the Army's job to save you from yourselves.
    Enemies foreign and domestic, and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I most certainly have not been asking for it, or for anything like it.

    The rot set in with the Race Relations Act. First we had to stop discriminating against brown people, then it was birds, benders and every other type of weirdo, and now we're living in a Marxist paradise.
    You spent four sons' worth of boarding school fees on fast cars, floozies, fags and beak
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I most certainly have not been asking for it, or for anything like it.

    The rot set in with the Race Relations Act. First we had to stop discriminating against brown people, then it was birds, benders and every other type of weirdo, and now we're living in a Marxist paradise.
    Bigender?

    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Enemies foreign and domestic, and all that.
    That's not the oath I took, squire. You must be some sort of American
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    You spent four sons' worth of boarding school fees on fast cars, floozies, fags and beak
    The rest I wasted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    crawling from the wreckage will be John McDonnell and his Momentum Stormtroopers, kicking Corbyn's severed head between them as they march up The Mall to take the Windsor family into 'protective custody'.

    I'd like to say we can rely on the British Army to save us from the Marxist loons, but if they're anything like Red they'll be standing around chucking in wry bons mots and making up aphorisms as the slaughter intensifies.

    These are seriously worrying times.
    Oddly enough, that doesn't worry me. I don't think a Labour government would get elected, but - in the unlikely event it did - it would have to govern in coalition and such a coalition would have the life expectancy of a snowball in Death Valley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    You spent four sons' worth of boarding school fees on fast cars, floozies, fags and beak
    And nasal cleansing systems, apparently. Mad for the old nasal cleansing, he is.

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