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Thread: I have decided to make my nose work.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Would it kill you to be a little encouraging occasionally?

    Always with the negative waves, man.
    What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?
    I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I seem to remember there was a torture where people shook up bottles of Coke and fired them up your nose.
    It was coke fired up the nose where this story started, wasn't it?

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    It was coke fired up the nose where this story started, wasn't it?
    Fair point, tbh.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.
    Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

    https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

    Clean Nose, Healthy LifeŽ!

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

    https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

    Clean Nose, Healthy LifeŽ!
    sounds like that weird aftershave that Johnny Depp advertises.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

    https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

    Clean Nose, Healthy LifeŽ!
    ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

    I might send off for it as well.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I just fear that what's actually happening is that he's destroying what's left of his septum.
    His septum!! You mean that gossamer thin sheath of decaying flesh that has left him just one snort short of joining the Daniella Westbrook club. Stable doors and horses bolting etc.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

    I might send off for it as well.
    Must admit, I’m almost convinced after reading that.

    Although think how embarrassing it would be if you accidentally drowned yourself.

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