RIP the Swedish ‘nasty’ girl

[Burney]

Girls are good. They smell nice and they give you cuddles.

Yes, yes, but there are foreign girls for that sort of thing, surely? Bringing your own bird on that sort of foreign adventure is akin to going abroad and not eating the local cuisine because you've brought loads of tins of beans and Mother's Pride imo.

[redgunamo]

Particularly a fat, ugly one. You have to feed it and be seen with it.

There's no such thing as fat, ugly birds nowadays, P. Anyway, since you're not meant to comment on their appearance anymore, there surely can't be, can there. They're all alike.