great stuff.
Though I hope never to use my 'powers'
great stuff.
Though I hope never to use my 'powers'
Whilst it is a legal requirement...I'd rather our first aiders never come within a mile of me in my hour of need.Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I'll take it very seriously.
if they are gonna send me they better make sure the first aid boxes are stocked up.
My favourite experience of this was when a chap at work collapsed for some reason (still not sure why). We had a first aider and he came equipped with a defibrillator. We were obviously all as keen as mustard that he use this on the collapsed chap - on the grounds that we'd never seen one used before and thought it would be a giggle. Sadly, though, the first aider bottled it - much to everyone's disappointment - and the collapsed chap revived and was carted off in an ambulance.
Thet are all automated now, don't need training, stick the pads on and the machine will decide if it needs to defrib or not, takes all the fun out of it imoMy favourite experience of this was when a chap at work collapsed for some reason (still not sure why). We had a first aider and he came equipped with a defibrillator. We were obviously all as keen as mustard that he use this on the collapsed chap - on the grounds that we'd never seen one used before and thought it would be a giggle. Sadly, though, the first aider bottled it - much to everyone's disappointment - and the collapsed chap revived and was carted off in an ambulance.
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Boooo! Bloody technology ruins everything, doesn't it?
Can't believe he passed up the opportunity to shout the classic 'clear!' ****er imoMy favourite experience of this was when a chap at work collapsed for some reason (still not sure why). We had a first aider and he came equipped with a defibrillator. We were obviously all as keen as mustard that he use this on the collapsed chap - on the grounds that we'd never seen one used before and thought it would be a giggle. Sadly, though, the first aider bottled it - much to everyone's disappointment - and the collapsed chap revived and was carted off in an ambulance.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Fúck me, who started him off!!!
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I thought you were going to say the first aider applied the defib pads to each of the chaps' ears ....and ended up needing to recruit a replacement for the deceased
10 characters? Pile of cund.
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