I'm off to Lords in a moment for the T20 London Derby

[Rich]

Party bags? To what are you referring? If you mean grams, I should say that for the period 1985 - 2008, I would enjoy perhaps 6 grams over a weekend and 3 grams or so during the week. Between 2008 and 2016, this was probably halved.

A party bag is the sealed back rammed full of beak that your dealer gives you.

Nigh on 10g a week. That’s impressive by anyone’s standards. Still, your body thanks you for giving it up. Not very becoming for a gentleman.

[SWv2]

Haven't decided which pubs to pop into en-route. Maybe The Engineer in Primrose Hill and The New Inn in St John's Wood

You know it's not real cricket A.

[SWv2]

Party bags? To what are you referring? If you mean grams, I should say that for the period 1985 - 2008, I would enjoy perhaps 6 grams over a weekend and 3 grams or so during the week. Between 2008 and 2016, this was probably halved.

Midweek.

For shame.

[Sir C]

A party bag is the sealed back rammed full of beak that your dealer gives you.

Nigh on 10g a week. That’s impressive by anyone’s standards. Still, your body thanks you for giving it up. Not very becoming for a gentleman.

A party bag? Have you been reading the Daily Mail again, you maniac? This concept exists only in your head.

And you know about as much about behaving as a gentleman as wes knows about food and football.

[Rich]

You know it's not real cricket A.

Ah, I meant to discuss the Enerald Isle’s cricketing performance against Pakistan with you. They did you proud, really. Were it for a more sturdy first innings you’d have been in with a shout.

It’s good to know that at least some of the things your forebearers taught you stuck.

[Sir C]

Midweek.

For shame.

A couple of sharpeners after work, sw. Just to take the edge off, as it were.

[Rich]

A couple of sharpeners after work, sw. Just to take the edge off, as it were.

And surely a small line each morning to take the edge off the previous night?

Certainly helps you wake up.

[Sir C]

And surely a small line each morning to take the edge off the previous night?

Certainly helps you wake up.

No, that would be horrible. I have occasionally breakfasted on cognac and marijuana, but only if I had stressful meetings to cope with.

[Rich]

No, that would be horrible. I have occasionally breakfasted on cognac and marijuana, but only if I had stressful meetings to cope with.

In my experience it makes a hangover dissolve into nothingness (for about half an hour).*

* Not that I have any experience in the matter

[IUFG]

No, that would be horrible. I have occasionally breakfasted on cognac and marijuana, but only if I had stressful meetings to cope with.

Glastonbury - early 90s'

A joint and sherry / Madeira / port for breakfast.