Burney - you seem to have closed that thread, but re the avocado

[7sisters]

Me: ‘Avocado is a foodstuff for cùnts’
WES: ‘I think avocado’s great’
Me: ‘QED’

I was always indifferent until I discovered the delights of pouring a puddle of soy sauce into the stone crater and a few turns with the pepper mill..