You should do like that other chap who use to post here and have ducks for pets imo
We have none, because I don’t like them and I am in charge in my house. What is wrong with you man?!?!?!
On occasion there would be one mooching around the bottom of my garden, often I just throw objects at them though of late have stopped as I don’t want to promote violence towards animals with young impressionable eyes watching.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”