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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Probably passed out in shock at England winning a pelanty shoot-out.
    Aha! So it was the Russians with their novichoks. Perhaps this will give us a clue as to how the Skripals were poisoned & how any excess was disposed of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Aha! So it was the Russians with their novichoks. Perhaps this will give us a clue as to how the Skripals were poisoned & how any excess was disposed of.
    They were the ones hired by the FSB to kill wossname and his daughter, but they dropped the test tube containing the leftover novichok during the course of a drunken row and breathed it all in.

    These are the FACTS of the case.

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    An alcoholic and a heroin addict apparently.

    All seems very, very bizarre at this point. I'm betting the Kremlin fake news robots are overheating as they pump out the anti-Russki conspiracy theories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    An alcoholic and a heroin addict apparently.

    All seems very, very bizarre at this point. I'm betting the Kremlin fake news robots are overheating as they pump out the anti-Russki conspiracy theories.
    The anti-Russian conspiracy theories are coming from the Kremlin?

    Is it a sort of double-bluff situation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The anti-Russian conspiracy theories are coming from the Kremlin?

    Is it a sort of double-bluff situation?
    Well yes, they will be pumping out the theories that these stories are all part of an anti-Russki conspiracy led by the evil Western democracies. Late night, Charles?

    On the upside, that will be Ash's late night reading material nicely taken care of for the next few weeks.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They were the ones hired by the FSB to kill wossname and his daughter, but they dropped the test tube containing the leftover novichok during the course of a drunken row and breathed it all in.

    These are the FACTS of the case.
    A plausible theory. Why carry out the poisoning yourself when you can hire some down and outs to do it for you.

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