Also Harry Maguire is basically Lennie from Of Mice and Men

[Luis Anaconda]

His best laid schemes gang aft agley, do you mean? Or that he'll lea'e us nought but grief an' pain for promis'd joy?

The second surely

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

A lot of good there, can do a job, but ultimately his innate clumsiness will mean it will all end in tears.*



*I don't mean breaking Neymar's neck**


** no,no that wouldn't be funny

Harry Kane certainly has the face of a Lennie.... With his slack jaw and gormless look. Trippier is probably Curly.