Columbia have turned their sh*thousing dial to 11

[7sisters]

11 cheating bast@rds

[Burney]

11 cheating bast@rds

To be fair, their collective meltdown has been about the only entertainment on offer tonight.

Tottengland really are dogshít.

[7sisters]

There’s really nothing to see in this England side. Lingard and Sterling panic every time they go forwards. Ali looks ordinary. If it wasn’t for the pen, this one would go to the end of extra time.

[Burney]

There’s really nothing to see in this England side. Lingard and Sterling panic every time they go forwards. Ali looks ordinary. If it wasn’t for the pen, this one would go to the end of extra time.

They don’t realky have anything recognisable as a midfield, which makes playing football a bit tricky, really. Without set pieces, it’s difficult to see them ever posing a goal threat.