As we now have two bubble CBs, I feel the need to up my Greek stereotype game

[Sir C]

Problem?

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Whilst one doesn't wish to be indelicate, h, I once enjoyed congress with a lady of Greek origin whose nipples were surrounded by coarse hairs; they were reminiscent of wire wool.

Now this didn't slow me down at the time, for I was primed and ready for action, but it did make me subsequently question my life choices.