Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Does he still look like a mong, though.

To be honest, I always quite liked him as a player.
As a boy, I was friends with a chap whose parents in their wisdom decided to adopt a mong. Gareth, his name was. Lovely, sweet chap most of the time. However, if his mong brain became enraged, he got excited or (and this was a bit awkward) sexually aroused ( ) he would acquire extraordinary mong powers that made him superhumanly strong and dangerous. When this happened, my friend and his two brothers (who were quite burly lads) were required to bundle him into a cupboard and lock him in there until he calmed down.

I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be allowed today.