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Thread: I've woken up this morning with blurred vision in my left eye.

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    waste of time going to hospital. i ended up deaf for ages cause of them pricks. bunch of jerks yo
    That's Our NHS you're talking about there, old chap. Mr Corbyn's Stormtroopers will string you up.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That's Our NHS you're talking about there, old chap. Mr Corbyn's Stormtroopers will string you up.
    I haven't a good word for them. as they also killed my grandfather.

    Not the stormtroopers.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's not improving.

    I'm having a stroke, aren't I?
    Probably a TIA - transient ischemic attack.

    My old man had one a few years ago and it was simply blurred vision in one eye which was the issue. He was on his iPad at the time so naturally he assumed it was on the blink, so he got into his car and drove two miles out the road to his Ipad man.



    Hospital later that evening.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Your unusual reticence on the nature of these issues makes it very clear that they are clearly all genital and/or rectal in nature.
    One was a trip finger. She recommended waiting until it went away. 3 years later or so I still have it. The second was to get a referral for a hernia which was subsequently operated on. Can't remember the third.

    But it was not rectal or genital related. Despite being as heterosexual as they come, any rectal or genital issues I would insist on a male doctor.

    That's not weird, is it?

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    One was a trip finger. She recommended waiting until it went away. 3 years later or so I still have it. The second was to get a referral for a hernia which was subsequently operated on. Can't remember the third.

    But it was not rectal or genital related. Despite being as heterosexual as they come, any rectal or genital issues I would insist on a male doctor.

    That's not weird, is it?
    It’s a bit weird, yes. Also impractical. When I had my nut cancer, the GU specialist was a lady, so my choices were be treated by a lady or not to get treated. At that stage, I had better things to worry about than a strange lady touching my winkle.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's not improving.

    I'm having a stroke, aren't I?
    An S-shaped abrasion on the cornea.

    It should heal itself. Should.

    Which ****'s been scratching my eyes while I sleep?

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    An S-shaped abrasion on the cornea.

    It should heal itself. Should.

    Which ****'s been scratching my eyes while I sleep?
    Bin cat imo

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    An S-shaped abrasion on the cornea.

    It should heal itself. Should.

    Which ****'s been scratching my eyes while I sleep?
    Glad it’s fùck all btw. Aren’t you glad you didn’t go to the hospital? You’d have felt a right ****.

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Glad it’s fùck all btw. Aren’t you glad you didn’t go to the hospital? You’d have felt a right ****.
    He's given me a letter for the hospital in case it isn't better by tomorrow. He was all like, 'If it's not improved tomorrow morning get STRAIGHT to the hsopital.' Quite the drama queen.

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    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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