Reply With QuoteGo a long winded way to mock his advice.Originally Posted by Sir C
Oh, they love it when you rock up with an actual medical issue. It makes them feel like actual doctors rather than the glorified glasses salesmen they actually are.
Go a long winded way to mock his advice.
This is Vision Express, right? Faceless corporate chain, right? So a couple of months ago I sat on my glasses and walked in there to order a new pair. As a joke I handed the girl the mangled remains and asked if she had a bin. Five minutes later they were returned to me, perfectly fixed and at no charge. Today I wander in and explain my plight, get dealt with like an Ayrab in Harley Street, examinations, eyedrops, bottle of gear to take away, referral letter just in case - and no charge. Gratis and for nothing.
It's fúcking bizarre.
Perhaps the invoice is in the post.
Do you have an account with them? I do for my contacts and they treat you like a King as a result. No idea how they treat you if you just walk in off the street.
No, no account. I do get my glasses there, but that hardly makes me no. 1 customer.
Whisper it, but I think they might just do good customer service.
Well, good on them. Long may they continue to charge me hundreds of pounds a year for tiny bits of plastic.No, no account. I do get my glasses there, but that hardly makes me no. 1 customer.
Whisper it, but I think they might just do good customer service.
Last time I was there, she told me I had retinal tears that ‘aren’t that unusual in later life’. Cow.
Goes with your rectum tears thenWell, good on them. Long may they continue to charge me hundreds of pounds a year for tiny bits of plastic.
Last time I was there, she told me I had retinal tears that ‘aren’t that unusual in later life’. Cow.
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
It's the onions which cause those tears
10 characters? Pile of cund.
vg s. Nicely done.
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