I've woken up this morning with blurred vision in my left eye.

[Pokster]

pokster seemed to think it was to do with a ripped anus.

Odd bunch.

Well a ripped anus would bring a tear to your eye

[Burney]

pokster seemed to think it was to do with a ripped anus.

Odd bunch.

Yes, well at least someone gave you sensible advice. Otherwise you’d have gone to your GP, he’d have raped you for several hundred quid and done fùck all.

[Burney]

He knew fúck all about my shoulders when they went manky, and not a single thing about my wobbliness when that went, erm, wobbly.

Jesus Christ, I'm falling apart!

At least your knees have magicked themselves back into life, though, I suppose.

[Sir C]

Yes, well at least someone gave you sensible advice. Otherwise you’d have gone to your GP, he’d have raped you for several hundred quid and done fùck all.

Your wisdom was much appreciated in this matter, b. ty.

I have a Our NHS GP now. There isn't a private one around any more. It's a tragedy. The one time I went to see him I saw a certificate on his wall from the University of Addis Ababa. So I expect he's great with gunshot wounds, anyway.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

So that's

1 shoulder
1 eyeball
1 nostril

Yo wan give 1 of anything else next ?
1 bottle red blood ?

[Burney]

Your wisdom was much appreciated in this matter, b. ty.

I have a Our NHS GP now. There isn't a private one around any more. It's a tragedy. The one time I went to see him I saw a certificate on his wall from the University of Addis Ababa. So I expect he's great with gunshot wounds, anyway.

He can probably do you a clitorodectomy as easy as kiss your hand.