Deciding to watch France v Denmark was a mistake, it turns out.

[Ash]

Should I watch Peru v Australia or sack them all off and go out onto the Heath in the sun?

[Sir C]

Should I watch Peru v Australia or sack them all off and go out onto the Heath in the sun?

Hampstead Heath? You might get bummed.

[SWv2]

Hampstead Heath? You might get bummed.

Perhaps he wants to. Who are you to judge?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Bummed or burned
What a choice !

Now where's that cream ?

[Sir C]

Perhaps he wants to. Who are you to judge?

I judge not on my behalf, but according to the Laws of Mother Church and the Word of Our Lord, amen, bless you my son, begorrah.

[Sir C]

Bummed or burned
What a choice !

Now where's that cream ?

Imagine if he burned his bum and then got bummed.

Painful.

[Ash]

Hampstead Heath? You might get bummed.

By Ted Bench? I doubt it, I'm over 21, so he'd not be interested. At my age I don't even get whistled at by* the Gentleman's Bathing Pond any more.

EDIT: *Near. Ponds do not whistle.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Imagine if he burned his bum and then got bummed. Painful."

I'm glad you dropped the word "Imagine" in there c

[SWv2]

By Ted Bench? I doubt it, I'm over 21, so he'd not be interested. At my age I don't even get whistled at by* the Gentleman's Bathing Pond any more.

EDIT: *Near. Ponds do not whistle.

Why were you hanging round the so called "Gentleman's Bathing Pond" then?

[Ash]

Why were you hanging round the so called "Gentleman's Bathing Pond" then?

Erm, just on my way to the model boating pond.