Living outside of London review

[Ash]

Arnos Park is nice as it has a viaduct

Near Southgate Station Surely Charles Holden's finest.

The Mill Hill viaduct is definitely one of my Seven Great Wonders of North London.

[Sir C]

It's awfully good for one's soul, though, sw. Hearing the wee birdies twittering away. Also, looking out the window and seeing the wind rippling a field of barley. You don't get that in Croydon.

Have you moved?

[Burney]

Have you moved?

No. I can see same from my bedroom window (well I could if there were any wind).

For completion of the tableau, I am currently showered and shaved, stark bõllock naked on my bed with the ceiling fan on, drinking an ice-cold glass of cider preparatory to donning this ridiculous garb and sweating off about two stone getting into London.

[Ash]

I highly recommend sticking to parks Hyde, Green, St. James's and Regents, to ensure that one is close to Claridges when a thirst strikes.

Not White's, Brooke's or Boodle's?

Surely Claridges is for the general public?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I also have two brand new wheelie bins


There is also a food scraps box but I eat so healthily these days that its never full

[Ash]

No. I can see same from my bedroom window (well I could if there were any wind).

For completion of the tableau, I am currently showered and shaved, stark bõllock naked on my bed with the ceiling fan on, drinking an ice-cold glass of cider preparatory to donning this ridiculous garb and sweating off about two stone getting into London.

I went by your house the other day. By that I mean a sign on the A1 had 'Ware' on it. The New River is on the list, btw. Have you walked along any of it?

[Burney]

I also have two brand new wheelie bins


There is also a food scraps box but I eat so healthily these days that its never full

Pffffffft. I have three. And a box thingummy.

[Ash]

I also have two brand new wheelie bins


There is also a food scraps box but I eat so healthily these days that its never full

You mean you eat all the Brocolli stalks?

[Burney]

I went by your house the other day. By that I mean a sign on the A1 had 'Ware' on it. The New River is on the list, btw. Have you walked along any of it?

Rather a lot of it, yes. The bit up this way is nicer than the bits in Cheshunt or Enfield. Last week, people sang madrigals by it at Great Amwell - on the island bit with the monument to Sir Hugh Myddleton on it. That's just how we roll up here - midsummer madrigals.

[Sir C]

No. I can see same from my bedroom window (well I could if there were any wind).

For completion of the tableau, I am currently showered and shaved, stark bõllock naked on my bed with the ceiling fan on, drinking an ice-cold glass of cider preparatory to donning this ridiculous garb and sweating off about two stone getting into London.

You need to allow an hour to knot your tie.