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Thread: Oh, Jesus Christ.. Evra’s choice of attire ?

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Never been a fan of the bow tie/pullover combo, I confess.

    Do you suppose he is the sort of filthy animal who wears one of those pre-tied abominations?
    never, ever, trust a man who wears a bow tie outside of the tux combo. mmw
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He's always had a propensity for bad haircuts, though, bless him. Also, one of his eyebrows is a bit weird and werewolfy.

    Maybe he is a werewolf? Have we ever seen him under a full moon?
    He seems to have developed a Gillette razor shaped gap in the middle of his monobrow imo
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #13
    I would like to see Evra swap clothes with Roy Keane

    A bow tie might cheer him up a bit
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  4. #14
    I’d like to see Keane accidentally drop the n word. Evra has a reputation for remaining calm in those situations.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    I’d like to see Keane accidentally drop the n word. Evra has a reputation for remaining calm in those situations.
    Mr Pougatch, Mr Pougatch, he called me a bad name!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    He seems to have developed a Gillette razor shaped gap in the middle of his monobrow imo
    I think, as with a lot of things, that it helps to be maybe 6'3" and have rowed crew at some point. Kind of Gregory Peck look, not like Ezra who is short and no doubt wears pointy shoes.

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