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Thread: Oh, Jesus Christ.. Evra’s choice of attire ?

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    Oh, Jesus Christ.. Evra’s choice of attire ?

    Is he due at a kids party, following the punditry ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    Is he due at a kids party, following the punditry ?
    Never been a fan of the bow tie/pullover combo, I confess.

    Do you suppose he is the sort of filthy animal who wears one of those pre-tied abominations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Never been a fan of the bow tie/pullover combo, I confess.

    Do you suppose he is the sort of filthy animal who wears one of those pre-tied abominations?
    He strikes me as a particularly unattractive individual.

    By contrast, Cesc's appearances on TV have made me fall in love with him all over again.

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    Of course. I’ll wager his has a coin cell battery tucked into the knot. The thing will no doubt spin on cue, the moment France score

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He strikes me as a particularly unattractive individual.

    By contrast, Cesc's appearances on TV have made me fall in love with him all over again.
    I don't quite understand why Cesc is sporting the hair of a Bollywood leading man, but yes, he is still our own dear Cesc at heart, isn't he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    Of course. I’ll wager his has a coin cell battery tucked into the knot. The thing will no doubt spin on cue, the moment France score
    Oh that would definitely redeem him in my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I don't quite understand why Cesc is sporting the hair of a Bollywood leading man, but yes, he is still our own dear Cesc at heart, isn't he?
    He's always had a propensity for bad haircuts, though, bless him. Also, one of his eyebrows is a bit weird and werewolfy.

    Maybe he is a werewolf? Have we ever seen him under a full moon?

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    His hair has Andrew Neil texture. The type that Steiff use on their bears, in order to effect a course finish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7sisters View Post
    His hair has Andrew Neil texture. The type that Steiff use on their bears, in order to effect a course finish.
    I think the poor chap's hair is receding at a rate of knots and he's battling the inevitable.

    Good thing too. I could never love a baldy Cesc.

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    To be fair he just finished the lunch time shift at Burger King

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bnia51jI...g&name=900x900

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