I would like to see Evra swap clothes with Roy Keane
A bow tie might cheer him up a bit
10 characters? Pile of cund.
I’d like to see Keane accidentally drop the n word. Evra has a reputation for remaining calm in those situations.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'