How on earth did Robbie Williams end up with that gig

[SWv2]

at a party, an attractive woman will be noshing my old chopper the same evening ... FACT!

You bring your guitar with you to parties?

[Pokster]

at a party, an attractive woman will be noshing my old chopper the same evening ... FACT!

You take your mum to party's?

[SWv2]

Not the force he once was, but he did produce some excellent pop music. And at least he behaved a bit like a proper pop star.

Did he write the good stuff, I wonder?

By being rude to the camera?

[Sir C]

By being rude to the camera?

No, sorry, I didn't mean yesterday, I meant during his career. Leaving the boy band to go and get massed up with proper rock stars, and living in LA, playing football with Rod Stewart. You know, bit of personality about the lad. Whether those things are in any way admirable in and of themselves is irrelevant.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

But his face c
His face

[Sir C]

But his face c
His face

He can't help his face, s. God gave him his face.