Well I am taking my son but I do not intend “fiddling” with him.
It is shocking all the same, a pre-season friendly. For shame.
Put yourself in my shoes all the same Dutch. He knows it is on, he will ask to go, he will expect me to deliver. The Arsenal in his home town, first time since the mid-80s. Tickets are not even on sale but I have procured them. He will think I am a legend.
I expect he will wear a hat and scarf and sadly a very expensive new home shirt with Aubameyang on the back.
I cannot tell him it is deviant for that is a conversation over fish fingers, chips and peas I do not want to have.