Socceraid - As expected there's now a whole load of bleating

[Sir C]

Dolly is a perfect duet on her own tbf

but my - what a beard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7Sx62plCw

That Gambler lad nicks the last of his whisky, bums a fag, then gives him advice which is utterly nonsensical.

wd gambler.

[Burney]

That Gambler lad nicks the last of his whisky, bums a fag, then gives him advice which is utterly nonsensical.

wd gambler.

Does he then gang-rape Becky? Or am I getting mixed up?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

There was a documentary about Lillywhite Motson on the BBC iplayer recently

It was very dull

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "Does he then gang-rape Becky? Or am I getting mixed up?"

You're thinking of Corrie

[Luis Anaconda]

Look, if 'better than Motson' is your benchmark, you're setting the bar fvcking low.

Motson's continued employment by the BBC remains a mystery.

Oh god yes - I agree. He remains some sort of God to certain people though. I've never really understood the need for a commentator on footballer, though. In cricket and rugby they can educate the viewer in some of the more difficult rules. Never once has a football commentator done anything as brazen as that

[Sir C]

Does he then gang-rape Becky? Or am I getting mixed up?

Like you're not utterly familiar with the Rogers canon

[Luis Anaconda]

Burney "Does he then gang-rape Becky? Or am I getting mixed up?"

You're thinking of Corrie

I was thinking he meant more Mark Twain, but b is all about the Thatcher

[Burney]

There was a documentary about Lillywhite Motson on the BBC iplayer recently

It was very dull

Well of course it was. There is literally - famously - nothing interesting about the man. He was a figure of fun for years, constantly mocked for his tedious commentary where he thought that reeling off statistics in a nasal whine was an acceptable substitute for saying something - anything - insightful.

And then - pretty much overnight it seemed - he went from laughing stock to national treasure. It was weird.

[PSRB]

Oh god yes - I agree. He remains some sort of God to certain people though. I've never really understood the need for a commentator on footballer, though. In cricket and rugby they can educate the viewer in some of the more difficult rules. Never once has a football commentator done anything as brazen as that

Even Kenneth Wolstenholme's 'Legendry' piece of commentary in 1966 was pretty obvious if you could a) see and b) hear

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Like you're not utterly familiar with the Rogers canon"

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