yer average German chav is actually fatter, uglier and more coated in tattoos than our own
yer average German chav is actually fatter, uglier and more coated in tattoos than our own
Everyone thinks they have the ugliest proles at home.
What were you doing in a German resort on Mallorca?
I told you not to ask
My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”