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Thread: After spending a week in a German resort on Mallorca (don't ask), I can confirm that

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    After spending a week in a German resort on Mallorca (don't ask), I can confirm that

    yer average German chav is actually fatter, uglier and more coated in tattoos than our own

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    Everyone thinks they have the ugliest proles at home.

    What were you doing in a German resort on Mallorca?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    yer average German chav is actually fatter, uglier and more coated in tattoos than our own
    So they are better than us at that as well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Everyone thinks they have the ugliest proles at home.

    What were you doing in a German resort on Mallorca?
    I told you not to ask

    My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I told you not to ask

    My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.
    I was being, erm, contrarian. Impish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I told you not to ask

    My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.
    So your grandfather in law is basically a Nazi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    So your grandfather in law is basically a Nazi?
    Erm, he went over to entertain British troops on the radio after the war

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Erm, he went over to entertain British troops on the radio after the war
    Yeah, but he stayed there. Among...'them'. And took up 'Schlager singing', which is pretty much the definition of deviancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yeah, but he stayed there. Among...'them'. And took up 'Schlager singing', which is pretty much the definition of deviancy.
    Yeah, I think he tried to bring his distinctive brand of entertainment back to the UK, but was treated as a bit of a pariah so f*cked off back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yeah, but he stayed there. Among...'them'. And took up 'Schlager singing', which is pretty much the definition of deviancy.
    I bet he used to love firing it up German women ..."Who's gassin' who now bitch!"

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