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Thread: Tony Cascarino has a brain tumour.

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    Tony Cascarino has a brain tumour.

    There are only two possible responses to this news:

    1. That explains a lot.
    2. He deserves it.

    He definitely doesn't deserve it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There are only two possible responses to this news:

    1. That explains a lot.
    2. He deserves it.

    He definitely doesn't deserve it.
    isn't it actually a brain tumour that has a Tony Cascarino?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    isn't it actually a brain tumour that has a Tony Cascarino?
    Oh that's rather good, i.

    Who was it who said of someone else after they had had a benign tumour removed, 'They found the only bit of him that wasn't malignant, and removed it.'

    That's rather good, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There are only two possible responses to this news:

    1. That explains a lot.
    2. He deserves it.

    He definitely doesn't deserve it.
    Some brain-based variation of the 'It's not so much a wart on your ***** as a ***** on your wart' joke is appropriate here imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Some brain-based variation of the 'It's not so much a wart on your ***** as a ***** on your wart' joke is appropriate here imo.
    Yes, as I think IUFG opined above. Only his joke was far better.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh that's rather good, i.

    Who was it who said of someone else after they had had a benign tumour removed, 'They found the only bit of him that wasn't malignant, and removed it.'

    That's rather good, isn't it?
    Evelyn Waugh. About one of his critics, I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Evelyn Waugh. About one of his critics, I think.
    Actually about one of his friends - Randolph Churchill (son of rather than father of). Must have been a lovely friend to have

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Actually about one of his friends - Randolph Churchill (son of rather than father of). Must have been a lovely friend to have
    Ah, just the person.

    F*ck off you fat, wannabe Nazi c*nt.

    God I ache all over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    F*ck off you fat, wannabe Nazi c*nt.
    a leeeetle bit harsh
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    a leeeetle bit harsh
    Oh he knows I don't mean it. Not too much anyway.

    I thought it might help with my hangover. It didn't

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