Early days, of course, but so far the Grenfell Inquiry seems to be leaning towards

[Sir C]

Balls to that.

Never had the balls. Not in Paris. I once enjoyed a plate of balls in a little Lao place off Sukhumvit Soi 15, but the best part of that meal was that they served beer despite the ban on alcohol due to it being the Buddha's birthday.

Nice, they were. The balls. Never found out whose balls, sadly.

[Luis Anaconda]

Never had the balls. Not in Paris. I once enjoyed a plate of balls in a little Lao place off Sukhumvit Soi 15, but the best part of that meal was that they served beer despite the ban on alcohol due to it being the Buddha's birthday.

Nice, they were. The balls. Never found out whose balls, sadly.

Maybe they were the Buddha's

[Sir C]

Maybe they were the Buddha's

I'm pretty sure they weren't big enough, although God knows I have no intimate knowledge of the Buddha's scrotal contents.

They were quite dinky. I thought perhaps dog.