I need to sell my house and it is pretty ****ing ****

[Peter]

I didn't think hippies were supposed to own houses of any sort. Nor a Rover for that matter. The cat is fine, I suppose.

I'm a modern hippy. I have a job and stuff.

[Ash]

I did, literally, try that with one of the internal doors. The results were no more impressive than Arsene's

Nobody in their right mind is going to buy this ****hole.

You might have to lower the price a bit then. Have you tried AWIMB's Patrick Vegas? He's a DIY enthusiast with an eye for a deal and a chance to make a few quid. He's just bought a house and loves collecting things so will probably want to buy another one soon.

[Tony C]

Burn it down and claim the insurance

[Tony C]

Oh my god...I was hacked.

I didn’t post the above.

How did this happen??? God dam Russian hackers on awimb.

[eastgermanautos]

I'm a modern hippy. I have a job and stuff.

Hippies have always been adept at making money. That's kind of the point.