"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I share your pain, red. I've filled more brown bins than I can count recently and still have two to go and a massive pile of trimmings in the back waiting to be dealt with. And I still have composting, feeding and barking to come.
That said, after a hard day in the garden what could be better than a cold beer or G&T overlooking the results of your effort.