You perfectly ghastly little man. You would wish injury and pain on a fellow who has done you no harm save choosing to ply his trade in Liverpool's fair city. You need to look in the mirror b and ask yourself how your very spirit has become so withered and black.

I bet if a world class batsman emerged from the stench of Merseyside to restore a little honour to English cricket you'd be singing a different tune ( do they play cricket in Liverpool)?