We’re all washed up if they’re going after him.
Man I loved him in the Matrix
It sounds like he has been something of a twát, for which an apology would seem appropriate. Sadly, we know what happens now: the outrage escalates, the accusations fly in from all quarters and become more and more extreme and then he is condemned as a monster by the Court of Twitter.
No doubt The Shawshank Redemption is being edited to remove his image as we speak.
What chance do I have? I have composed very salacious, albeit very excellent, poetry about Nigella's big hairy, pungent lubricious fanny piece - oh Christ .. tissues!
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'