Football deviants and perverts, and not just Anaconda

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Probably not in the positions we need, tbh. We've been looking at N'zonzi for a while. Arguably their best midfielder was Grzegorz Krychowiak who has just spent the season not getting a game for West Brom for some mystifying reason (Alan Pardew probably - a man who believed Hayden Mullins was better than Javier Mascherano)

Oh how I would have loved Alan Pardew to had been offered the job of Arsenal manager